sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast
"My Name Is Jonas" by Weezer
Come sit next to me
Pour yourself some tea
Just like grandma made
When we couldn’t find sleep
Things were better then
Once but never again
Anonymous said: is it true that henny is like liquid viagra for men?
Idk anon I’m still young my meat still get hard if a girl smile at me
Anonymous said: Do u get turned on fast?
0 to 100 real quick.
I SCREECHED!!! Oh my god! 😂😂😂😂😂😩😫😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😫💀💀💀💀💀💀💀daamn , shawty
I just laughed so ugly ! 😂😂😂
I’m sooo traumatized and I wasnt even there !! LMAOO!!!!!!
Selfies before happy hour: When you have no idea what to do with your other hand